Scientific fact: even when put in greyscale, Benedict Cumberbatch’s eyes contain the full spectrum of the universe.
UNF. UNF. UNF. UNF.
Benedict’s eyes in greyscale contain more than 50 shades of grey.
50 Shades of Benedict. Now that’s erotica.
Just reading the cover would give you an orgasm.
Just being near the cover would give you an orgasm. Or ten.