And the truth of the matter is, in reality I would probably be the most incoherent, most nonthreatening fan were I to come face-to-face with Ben. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go atone for my sins and clean my flat. (I think they just upgraded my condo in hell to a full-blown mansion with this one.)
pet: Cumberlocks the bit you get...kiss: Cumberhands the bit you get
Pet: Cumberstache Kiss: Cumberthigh Lick: Cumberthigh Yes. Good.
I got Cumberbum for all 3. Not that I’m complaining, it’s quite a lovely bum, but…what?
pet: cumberthigh cumbercrotch cumberbum yeeeesssss
Pet: Cumberthigh Cumberbum Cumberneck YES!
Yeah I’m currently obsessed...click-and-drags Cumberstache Cumberhands Cumberchest yes...
Pet: Cumbercheek Cumberchest Cumberlips
Pet: Cumbercheek Cumberhair Cumbercrotch well fuck me
Pet: Cumberbum Kiss: Cumbercheek Lick: Cumberneck This is possibly my favorite thing in the world.